Gentlemen, start your condoms

FT WEEKEND (US edition) 30 May/31 May 2026

A gold rush this morning in front page news—Investors hope to race to Outer Space snf condom sales in China deflate as the government “withdraws the condom tax break to revive birth rate.”

The weird symmetry of these 2 front page news stories are joined just above the fold with the headline, Graves or golf? Bodies moved for Trump site.”

Gentlemen, start your engines: rocket and condom explosions forecasted for the future.