Front Page News
FT WEEKEND (US edition) 30 May/31 May 2026
A gold rush this morning in front page news—Investors hope to race to Outer Space; condom sales in China deflate as the government there “withdraws the condom tax break to revive birth rate.”
The weird symmetry of these 2 front page news stories are joined just above the fold with the headline, Graves or golf? Bodies moved for Trump site.”
Gentlemen, start your engines: rocket and condom explosions forecasted for the future.