My Green Jacket

I fall asleep while watching The Masters.

It seemed to last longer than the Hundred Years War*

I’d hoped once to become an intellectual, but a love of televised sporting events put an end to that pursuit.

Tiger Woods made the cut, as did Adam Scott. Fred Couples did not.

Perhaps someday I will rise from the ashes and play golf again.

It could happen, probably about the same time AI starts announcing basketball games, football, baseball etcetc, taking all confusion out of the 4-point play…

It seems that I’ve awakened in The Butler Cabin, Augusta, Georgia, just in time to change the channel.

Waking, I ask Siri, ‘Hey Siri, who is Ian Baker Finch?’

*The Hundred Years’ War took place in the 14th-15th century during a series of battles between England and France.