The Hat

I know, I can’t help it! Can’t he stop wearing that stupid hat?

You know the hat I’m talking about, the hat that matches the slogan acquired from Reagan and that his brain-trust has co-opted so that he now wears along with his lapel pin, as they all do, right or left-leaning, it doesn’t seem to really matter, they all look alike and sound alike to my ear that they’re all in this together, whatever all in means.

I’m not all in. I despise the hat and the slogan the wearer of the hat seems to like to wear in every televised broadcast whereupon he is seen wearing the hat,. The hat is even worse than I first believed! The hat indicates by the side-stiching, that the occupant of the hat has been re-elected.

I don’t mind hats, I wear a hat now and then to protect myself from melanoma, but I don’t